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The confession (OT per rinfrancare lo spirito)

Roger 24 Set 2016 10:33
Hi Bill, this is Bob next door.​

I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past
few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to
your face,
but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a
moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're
not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at ******* recently, but that's no excuse, I
know.
The temptation was just too much.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards, Bob.

THE ACTIONS
B​ill​, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and ******* his
neighbor dead.
He returned ******* where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on
the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his
neighbor:

THE SECOND MESSAGE
Hi B​ill​, this is ​Bob ​next door again.
Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out anyway, & that you noticed that darned
Autocorrect changed 'Wi-Fi' To 'Wife'. Technology hey?
Regards, ​Bob​.

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Ciao,
Roger
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"C'è solo una cosa che si frappone tra me e la grandezza. E sono io"
(Woody Allen, 21/12/2005)

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